Ultimate Girl Heroes: Music Edition

Here at whitegirlwednesday, we believe in astronomy. The stars explain a lot about your personality, values, and who you might be compatible with. And by stars, we of course mean celebrities. So welcome to Ultimate Girl Heroes: Music Edition, where you will learn what your favorite singer reveals about you.
Note to Readers: It is crucial that you read this list with the understanding that Beyonce is not an option. Beyonce is obviously everyone's favorite singer, so the following list is really about picking a second favorite.

Adele
Your love of Adele's soulful serenades indicates that you have a lot of feelings, and most of them are sad. Waterproof mascara is a must. Once you get over your ex, a new love will turn up out of the blue uninvited and it will feel like a skyfall when he makes you feel his love.

Miranda Lambert
You're a scary chick who doesn't take any crap.  You don't really believe in forgiveness, but you do believe in revenge. You will be compatible with the type of guy who will never argue with you, piss you off, or do anything wrong. For this reason, I recommend cats.

Ke$ha
Your appreciation of Ke$ha's tracks indicates that your recklessness is terrifying and inspiring at the same time. You like to have a good time, at all costs. Little girls look up to you, which is mildly disheartening. You'd be compatible with a guy who appreciates glitter as much as you do but unfortunately, I don't think you're their type (wink wink).

Taylor Swift
You like relationships so much that you try a new one every few weeks. You haven't found "the one" yet, but you show no signs of giving up soon. Your track record suggests lots of people you aren't compatible with, which certainly narrows the hunt down. But I think it's safe to say 18 year olds are not your ideal match.

Rihanna
You really don't care what anyone else thinks, which is a good thing considering you have the ability to wear anything and look awesome, meaning other girls hate you. I would recommend a match, but something tells me you won't listen.