1. Do you frequently forget the names of well-known actors?
A. It's always on the tip of my tongue!
B. Not usually.
C. If I do I just google them.
D. I remember the Keebler Elf.
2. Do you prefer cats to dogs?
A. Yes! But dogs are great too!
B. Nah.
C. 1000%
D. I prefer cookies.
3. Do you find yourself at vintage shops and estate sales on the regular?
A. Of course.
B. Is Target vintage?
C. Vintage mustache comb sales...yes!
D. Vintage cookie sales...yes!
4. Can you rock a blunt bang?
A. You know it girl!
B. I prefer a softer bang.
C. Bangs clash with mustaches.
D. I do not have bangs. I have cookies.
5. Do you live for cold cases?
A. I LOVE them!
B. I like my crimes like I like my crossword puzzles. Solved.
C. I live for cats.
D. I live for cookies.
6. How do you feel about survivor stories?
A. They're solid.
B. MY FAVES! Perfect for retelling.
C. Neutral.
D. I can't survive without cookies.
7. What is the best part of having siblings?
A. Having funny stories to tell about when you were growing up.
B. Having nieces and nephews.
C. Having someone to cat-sit.
D. Being the favorite.
8. Where would you fit into the television world?
A. Hosting a show
B. As a writer
C. Behind the scenes producing
D. Cookie Monster's understudy
9. What style of funny are you?
A. Punny funny
B. Comic funny
C. Subtly funny
D. Predictably funny
10. Can you whistle?
A. Weet woo!
B. Yes
C. No, my mustache hairs interfere
D. For cookies, yes.
Mostly As
GEORGIA HARDSTARK
Vintage. Drinks. House dresses. With pockets. Elvis. And others.
Best* quote: "Later days, latter days."
Mostly Bs
KAREN KILGARIFF
Cheek bones. Comedy. Television. Irish. Stuff. In walls.
Best* quote: "We all know babies. Quit bragging."
Mostly Cs
STEVEN RAY MORRIS
Mustache. And cats. And more cats. And also your mustache.
Mostly Ds
ELVIS
Cookies. And cookies. And cookies. And cookies. And cookies.
Best quote: "Meow!"
Did not answer because you're fiercely private
FRANK & GEORGE!
Escaping the yard. And the spotlight.
*more like only quote, the internet is full of MFM quotes but none of them are attributed so here we are
Cheek bones. Comedy. Television. Irish. Stuff. In walls.
Best* quote: "We all know babies. Quit bragging."
Mostly Cs
STEVEN RAY MORRIS
Mustache. And cats. And more cats. And also your mustache.
Mostly Ds
ELVIS
Cookies. And cookies. And cookies. And cookies. And cookies.
Best quote: "Meow!"
Did not answer because you're fiercely private
FRANK & GEORGE!
Escaping the yard. And the spotlight.
*more like only quote, the internet is full of MFM quotes but none of them are attributed so here we are
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