Conversations I Have Every Week

Does anyone else frequently tell their friends the same stories only to be interrupted halfway through by complaints because they claim to hear that story every week. Well excuse me for not having an interesting life, it's not my fault nothing exciting ever happens to me! And you know that once something halfway out of the ordinary actually does happen to me, I'm just gonna add that story into the current rotation, so be careful what you wish for.

Along with stories I tell "every week" there are certain conversations I have every week. You would think these exchanges would get old after a while but I can assure you, they don't. I have recorded these conversations below. You will see my words in black and everyone else's in purple. Enjoy.

With my BFF
"Is it summer yet?
No. 
Are you sure?
Yes.
Man. That sucks.
I know."

"I don't want to read.
I don't want to study.
Let's drop out of college and be gypsies.
Ok."

"Are we trophy wives yet?
Well, we're not married so I don't think so.
Dern."

"Boys are stupid.
So are sorority girls.
And everyone.
I hate people.
Me too."

"Is it Friday yet?
I vote yes.
Glad that's settled."

With my Roomates
"We really need to take the trash out.
Yeah, we really do.
...no one moves..."

"We're out of milk, bread, toilet paper, dog food and chocolate.
And juice and paper towels and bownie mix.Wanna go to WalMart?"
Nah. I don't feel like wearing pants."

"I have a test tomorrow and a paper due Wednesday.
I have a paper due tomorrow, an exam Tuesday and a project due Thursday.
Wanna watch Mean Girls?
Totally."

With my Parents
"Night.
Night."

"There was a shooting in San Francisco, which is basically the Chapel Hill of the West Coast. Are you ok?
Yes Mom, I'm fine."

"How are your classes going?
Fine.
How are your grades?
Cs get degrees."

"Oh my gosh are you okay? Text me or call me ASAP I'm worried.
I'm fine, why?
I didn't hear from you last night.
Wow."

"I miss you, I'm worried about you, I need to hear from you.
Then why don't you call me or text me?
...cricket..."

"I need y'all to put more money in my account, rent is due tomorrow.
...no reply..."

With my Classmates
"Did you do the reading?
Nope."

"Have you started that paper due tomorrow?
Nope."

"Did you know we have a project due tonight?
Nope."

"Have you started studying for that test Friday?
Is it Thursday night?
No.
Then nope."