Myers Briggs: Bob's Burgers

ISTJ - The Examiner

Dr. Yap 

He examines teeth and for a minute there he examined Gayle's heart. He also owns a sick Jacuz. And doesn’t it make us all feel better to think that not flossing is providing millions in the dental care industry with jobs?

Quote: "Welcome to the Yap Trap."

ISFJ - The Defender

Jairo 

His capoeira skills are so incredible that they'll make you poop your pants. If you're Bob. And that hair! Although he probably went on to be a creepy cult leader, he made Tina at the very least slightly less physically awkward.

Quote: "Jairo says he can hypnotize animals. But only if they want to be hypnotized. Which they almost always do." -Tina

INFJ - The Counselor

Mr. Frond 

He's literally the guidance counselor. And figuratively a "tall drink of annoying." If Mr. Frond doesn’t end up with Gayle there is no justice in this cruel world.

Quote: "I'm a knitter, not a quitter!"

INTJ - The Strategist

Tammy Larsen

This girl knew she had to dye her hair blonde to be popular. She's an ace reporter and dare I say it, a budding zoologist.

Quote: "Anything that's not a dog is a cat to me."

ISTP - The Craftsman

Gene Belcher

He's not the sharpest key on the keyboard, bless his heart. But what he lacks in manners, intelligence, social aptitude and physical strength he makes up for in gorgeous table-scapes.

Quote: "Queen Latifah give me strength."

ISFP - The Artist

Aunt Gayle

Gayle was creative enough to invent her own board game, Gayle Force Winds! She loves painting, her cats, anything Linda has and Scott Bakula. In no particular order.

Quote: "My cat was right about you."

INFP - The Dreamer

Tina Belcher 

Tina really vacillates between soul-crushing shyness and spurts of ridiculously excessive confidence, but she always stays true to herself, her horses and her friend fiction.

Quote: "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh."

INTP - The Architect

Jimmy Pesto, Sr.

This fake Italian was possibly Rachel Dolezal's inspiration. If he spent more time on his menu and less time antagonizing Bob, the show might be called Jimmy's Gnocchi.

Quote: "I hope this stand off ends pizza-fully!"

ESTP - The Promoter

Teddy 

Teddy is such a loyal friend, if Bob had a blog Teddy would probably read it. Teddy eats one of Bob's burgers every day. That's love. I eat my best friend's food every day too but that's just because she doesn't guard her groceries.

Quote: "Why do men have to ruin everything?"

ESFP - The Performer

Jimmy Pesto, Jr.

Love him or hate him you've got to admit that J-Ju can dance! I can only hope that someday two guys will have a dance-off for my love.

Quote: "I kissed her first and you kissed her worst."

ENFP - The Champion

Gretchen 

I like to think of Gretchen as Tammy after 20 years and 2 ex-husbands. She knows what she wants, goes after it, and rarely gets it but keeps on keeping on. She has the confidence of a champion and the manners of an individual known for having terrible manners.

Quote: "Hey do you guys have a lost and found?"

Linda: "Yeah, why? What did you lose?"

"15 pounds! Look at me!"

ENTP - The Inventor

Bob Belcher 

Chef Bob whips up some pretty interesting burgers. My personal favorite is the Chorizo Your Own Adventure Burger.

Quote: “Listen, you’re my children and I love you, but you’re all terrible at what you do here."

ESTJ - The Supervisor

Darryl

Darryl supervises Bob's transformation from loser adult obsessed with the arcade game Burgerboss to...well there wasn't much of a transformation but he tried.

Quote: "I'm not a nerd! I'm a video game enthusiast!"

ESFJ - The Provider

Linda Belcher 

Whether she's coaching synchronized swimming, singing to her kids or partaking in some other mom-sense, Linda is the ultimate provider for her family.

Quote: “Oooh, mini croissants. No matter what I say, stop me when I’ve had 16.”

ENFJ - The Teacher

Josh

I know there are quite a few actual teacher characters to choose from but Josh taught Tina how to love. That's way more important than algebra.

Quote: "Come on Tina, we've got reservations at a frozen yogurt stand."

ENTJ - The Maverick

Louise Belcher  

Slapping crushes, inciting fake anthrax panic, torturing her siblings. Louise is the ultimate puppet master and there's nothing she can't do. Except go to the dentist.

Quote: "Quiet dignity? Have you met us?