Queen of Halloween

Today's post is a simple Halloween costume quiz because A) 'tis the season and B) I moved last weekend and I may never feel well-rested again. Here are some highlights:

• I almost decided to relocate mid-move when Emily trash talked Austin Mahone. Luckily for her, I decided that thanks to all the manual labor involved, moving again wasn't worth it.

• I used a Kit-Kat bar as a spoon for ice cream. I'm here for a good time, not a long time. 

• Remember a few weeks ago when I got dumped and how fun that was? In my new place, I get to drive past where we had our first date not just once, but twice a day! And they say dreams don't come true.

• I decorated my bathroom around Bath & Body Works stress relief aromatherapy line and I'm not sorry. It's my new aesthetic.

 

1. What is your favorite thing about fall?
A. The weather and clothes!
B. Halloween!
C. Knitting and other crafts!
D. Cuddling and candles!

2. Which movie do you want to watch on a chilly fall night?
A. Hocus Pocus
B. Saw (or a Saw sequel)
C. Let the Right One In
D. The Corpse Bride

3. What's the best fall food?
A. Candy apples
B. Anything with fake blood
C. Mummies in a blanket
D. S'mores for 2

4. How do you feel about football?
A. I love it! Go Panthers!
B. I'd rather watch a horror movie
C. I'd rather watch literally anything else
D. I love tailgating with my bae.

5. What would you NEVER be for Halloween?
A. A fad character
B. A princess
C. A non-costumey costume
D. Something scary

6. What's the best Halloween candy?
A. Reese's pumpkins
B. Candy cigarettes
C. Candy corn
D. Wax lips

7. What's your Halloween party style?
A. Throw a simple party, like I do every year.
B. A horror movie marathon with my friends and snacks.
C. Go to a few different parties, each with a different Halloween craft.
D. A bonfire with my sweetie.


Mostly As - Classic
Costumes: Jessica Rabbit, Witch, Disney character
You appreciate all the traditional fall things...cooler weather, football, scarves and pumpkin spice. Get ready for your annual Halloween Insta post by suiting up as a beloved character that never goes out of style.

Mostly Bs - Scream Queen
Costumes: Zombie, skeleton, any gory makeup creation
You really lean in to the guts, blood and glory of All Hallow's Eve. You value a costume that invokes screams and winces rather than Instagram likes. Make sure to stock up on the red costume makeup before stores run out.

Mostly Cs - Quirky
Costumes: Melisandre, David S. Pumpkins, Snapchat filter
You like to pick a Halloween costume that's totally you...even if no one else gets it. I've been there. Last year I went as Tzipporah, wife of Moses. Everyone thought I was a belly dancer. Somehow I don't think that's what the high priest of Midian had in mind for his daughter.

Mostly Ds - Romantic
Costumes: Elizabeth Bennett, ballerina, couples costume
You think Halloween is the perfect excuse to get all dressed up with your sweetheart...or attract a new one. Embrace the seasonal Snapchat filters and costumes that call for duck lips.