March might be mad but my favorite sport is more of a summer affair. Real Housewives! I set up this bracket so that amateurs can really get a feel for the game. These rankings aren't approved by our commissioner, Andy Cohen, they are based on my personal preferences. None of this is canon.
You'll see that in NYC, Kelly Bensimon takes the 11th rank even though I am very much on the record saying she is my least favorite housewife of all time. She only gets the 11th ranking because 12-16 have much less significance in the series. And of course Queen B goes on to the final four.
Real Housewives of New York City
In the O.C. it's the OG Vicki Gunvalson that takes the #1 seed, but her daughter Brianna upsets her to advance. It was very close between Jeana and Brianna but Brianna's longevity pushed her ahead of Ms. Keough.
Real Housewives of Orange County
For Beverly Hills, most analysts would have given Erika Jayne the top prize but personal preference forces me to award Ms. Glanville the honor. I stan Brandi. Hard.
Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
Teresa put up quite the fight, literally, but Caroline is the real matriarch of Jersey. In my heart, if not on the books, Gia Giudice was a close second.
Real Housewives of New Jersey
In the end it came down to Brianna Culberson and Brandi Glanville. Such a tight race. We all know how much I love Brandi but ultimately Brianna has been a calming and rational presence on the series since the beginning. So she's our MVP. But with new seasons, cities and spin-offs being released all the time, things can change with the throw of a class, so stay tuned.
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