Dorm Room Karaoke: Hey Keegan

Today I am sharing another dorm room karaoke classic in honor of the bluetooth microphone I got for $10 thanks to Toys"R"Us going out of business. Thanks capitalism! Owning this microphone has been one of the greatest joys of my life but it has also been a rollercoaster of emotions.

When I first tried to use it, the bluetooth kept disconnecting randomly, I couldn't even get through an entire song. I decided to charge it for a bit, not really seeing how that could be the problem but I know nothing about technology so recharging was really the only idea I had. After some QCT (quality charging time) I tried to demonstrate how it worked for my cousins and it wouldn't even connect to my phone.

I threatened to email Toys"R"Us and tell them they had lost a customer...but quickly realized they are losing all of their customers...so I was doomed to a life $10 poorer all because I dared to dream. But as I walked to the bedroom to charge it yet again (I told you I'm bad with technology) I heard the promising beep-boop of a successful connection! Now it works like a charm and I am already annoying friends, family, co-workers, past and future students with it.

Here is the feedback I received from a former student.

Her enthusiasm is palpable.

Today's song is a remix of Hey Stephen by Taylor Swift. It is about a real guy. Really named Keegan. That I maybe had a tiny, uncontrollable crush on. We were totally partners in Spanish class one day but it's like, not even a big deal.

Hey Kegan

Mmmmmmmmmm

Mmmmmmmmmm

Hey Keegan I know you don’t know who I am

But I know that I was meant for you

As you walked by, I could tell you were my man,

But I’ve never said 2 words to you

If all the girls get to know you and become your friends

I’ll be there on your corner hoping that it ends

Hey Keegan you already have me believing that

I don’t wanna be alone

'Cause I can’t help it if you make me laugh

Can’t help it if I think that you’re all that, so

Come share this laughter I been laughin' since I met you

Can’t help it that you’re the best

Mmm I want you to myself

Mmmmmmmmm

Hey Keegan I’m not holding back these feelings

So why won’t you get back to me?

I sent you 20 messages when I got your email

From our school directory

Way you joke, way I laugh, wish you knew my name

It’s beautiful, magical, I’m really not insane

Hey Keegan why are you always sleepin'

When I stare into your window?

'Cause I can’t help it if you make me laugh

Can’t help it if I think that you’re all that, so

Come share this laughter I been laughin' since I met you

Can’t help it that you’re the best

Mmm I want you to myself

They’re dimming the streetlights

While I’m waiting outside

Why didn’t you come home?

I’m waiting alone now

I just heard a wolf howl

And I can’t find my phooone

Help, help, help

Hey Keegan I can give you 50 reasons why I should be the one you choose

All those other girls, well they’re normal, but would they remix this song for you?

Ha ha

I can’t help it if you make me laugh

Can’t help it if I think that you’re all that, so

Come share this laughter I been laughin' since I met you

Can’t help it that you’re the best

Mmm I want you to myseeelf

'Cause you make me laugh

Can’t help it if I think that you’re all that, so

Come share this laughter I been laughin' since I met you

Can’t help it that you’re the best

Mmm I want you to myself

Myseeeeelf

Mmmmmm

The police are coming nowwww

They’re taking me awayyyyyy ay ay

Mmmmmm

Restraining order, restraining order

Why’d it have to end this way?

Mmmmmmmmmmmm

Call me?