Help A Girl Out

 Guys I'm gonna keep it real with you. I really want to order business cards for my Etsy shop. But being the fiscally responsible adult I am, I feel that it is important that I first earn the cost of those business cards via Etsy sales.

So I am launching a new product today.

The stash scrunch allows you to easily carry small items with you. It's the female answer to cargo shorts. Or just having pockets in general.

Store some cash or change in there just in case a vending machine catches your eye.

Take chapstick on the go because life is too short for your lips to be dry.

Or maybe you want to elevate your look, stick some lip gloss in there. 

And while we're at it, keeping concealer with you ensures that you never have to walk around with that unsightly mascne that says, "yes, I follow pandemic safety protocol, but I also sweat."

Speaking of the pandemic, even when times get precedented again you might want to start carrying some sanitizer with you. Howie Mandel, want to invest?

I've heard that some people like to go for runs...can't relate. But if you're into that and want to take your key without tying it into your laces, here you go!

If you wipe your brow after that run and realize that now your brow is on the back of your hand, keep some eyebrow products with you for a touch up.

And in case you should chip a nail, a fresh new coat is only an updo away.

Don't forget the protein! After your run, fuel up with a snack that may or may not be a melted mess by this point.

If you've brought your dog along, you might need to also bring some poo bags unless you want to end up the laughing stock of Karens on Nextdoor.

Keep some breath mints or gum with you so you're always prepared for a meet cute. 

And if you end up going to a formal event and forget to remove your Fitbit or smart watch, you can stash it in your scrunchie. It's now out of sight but close at hand in case someone asks you to walk somewhere, you can slap that bad boy back on.

You can also keep a pen on you for any impromptu autograph requests.

Never be without your debit card! But I'm surprisingly not dumb enough to post a picture of my debit card, so use your imagination.

I have limited stock right now but I promise I am working on it and will be updating my site throughout the weekend. If you want one go check them out here!