Wednesday, March 6, 2013

Which Disney Princess Are You? (Really)

We've all been there. You take an online personality quiz and, if you're anything like me, after tricking it once to get the results you will tell people, you take it honestly to find out what character is most like yourself. Some of these quizzes are great, and not just because they give you the answers you want. But other quizzes are too simplistic. After years of being dubbed a "Belle" simply because I have brown hair and enjoy books, it appeared the world would never know my true Disney princess identity. Until now....
I made my own quiz that will help anyone discover what brand of trophy wife they should become.
You're welcome.
WARNING: The quiz you are about to take is foolproof.

Question 1
What is your favorite color?
A-blue (with no soot stains)
B-pink! no, blue! no, pink! no, blue!
C-yellow (or jaune in French)
D-red hair don't care!
E-all of the primary colors are my favorite
F-turquoise is best for belly dancing
G-green, like frogs
H-red, like imperial China
I-all the colors of the wind
J-gold, like my looooong hair

Question 2
What is your ideal prince like?
A-good at picking out shoes
B-will wake me up each morning with a kiss
C-a wildebeest
D-can teach me how to walk
E-isn't jealous of my 7 closest guy friends
F-thinks tigers make good house pets
G-amphibious
H-not a Hun
I-exotic blonde hair and blue eyes
J-doesn't mind a little hair in the drain

Question 3
What is your favorite pet?
A-mice that do my chores
B-birds that sing with me
C-my prince
D-fish are friends, not food
E-anything that falls under the category "woodland"
F-tigers
G-frogs
H-dragons that sound like Eddie Murphey
I-raccoons
J-chameleons

Question 4
What word best describes you?
A-housewife
B-sleepyhead
C-nerd
D-ginger
E-fairest
F-exotic
G-cook
H-masculine
I-native
J-sheltered

Results:
Mostly As-Cinderella
Mostly Bs-Sleeping Beauty
Mostly Cs-Belle
Mostly Ds-Ariel
Mostly Es-Snow White
Mostly Fs-Jasmine
Mostly Gs-Tiana
Mostly Hs-Mulan
Mostly Is-Pocahontas
Mostly Js-Rapunzel


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