If you live in one of the countries that celebrate Thanksgiving, which you should because America is one such country, you are probably more than ready for tomorrow (unless of course you are a female between the ages of 16 and 86, because then you are required by national law to cook something).
Thanksgiving is often forgotten between the madness of Halloween and the magic of Christmas. I too am guilty of forgetting that November exists as anything other than a roadblock to Christmas break. But then every year someone around you goes on a shpeil about how materialistic our society is and how the pilgrims would be ashamed of us.
Well you know what? I'm a little ashamed of them too, have y'all seen The Crucible? Those pilgrims weren't all smiles and sharing and my buckle, your buckle. They turned on each other in a hot second as soon as witchcraft got involved. So forget what the pilgrims say and just remember, for everything that you get this week, make sure to give something in return.
Getting Giving
Asked countless personal questions ... Answers that are equal parts sassy and sarcastic.
To share a bathroom with brothers ... Them all deodorant for Christmas.
Up extra early for Black Friday ... Everyone lotion for Christmas because of a deal.
A million new recipes from everyone ... Them to your mom, because really?
So full you can't move for 2 football games ... Away leftovers because you can't look at turkey.
To take 3 naps in one day ... Yourself serious bedhead.
So annoyed at Tom Brady and his fans ... Multiple high fives when the Panthers score.
Out all the Christmas decorations ... Everyone an earful of your fave Christmas tunes.
Sick of everyone asking for your list ... Them 6 pages anyways cause you want it all.
Tired of so much family time ... Huge goodbye hugs because you still love them!
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