Recently Used Emojis Are the Window to the Soul

In the olden days of the twentieth century, people used to snoop around in each others' medicine cabinets when they wanted to learn more about someone. These days, we all have a Xanax prescription or seven lying around so the art of stalking has had to step it up. Now online stalking generally gets the job done, but there are still some things (granted, very few things) that individuals may not want the entire internet to know (prudes). If you want to find out what someone is really hiding, you need only look at his or her recently used emojis to forget more about them than the NSA will ever know.

Here is a list I've started of what emojis say about the person who frequently uses them.

Sass Girl
White girl.

Heart Eyes
Uses the word "love" wayyyyy to much. (Guilty.)

LOL Tears
Finds themselves much funnier than they actually are. (This is me.)

Single Tear
Can't decide which of the million other sad faces is best, sticks with this guy. 

Kissy Face
Thinks they have a lot of "best friends".

SMILING SO HARD 
REALLY HAPPY AND REALLY AWKWARD.

Shades
Finds themselves very chill. (I'm looking at you Carol!)

Smirks
Desperately wants their friends to understand that they are being clever. (Me.) 

Asian Face
Has friends that are frequently ridiculous and therefore deserving of an Asian face. 

Dancing Sisters
Considers everyone their best friend. Possibly a sorority girl.

American Flag
Awesome.

Any Other Flag
Traitor!

Bow
Girly girl. May or may not have a princess complex.

Hearts
Again, "loves" everything. Friends. Dogs. Lattes. Roadkill. 

Cute Whale
Uses the pun "Oh whale" a lot, therefore a fantastic individual.

Fiesta Chica
Equal parts sassy and spicy.

Gun
Melodramatically threatens suicide frequently.

Open Book 
Addicted to Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Divergent, or all of the above. 

School Books
Nerd. When it comes to school, it's only a lot of reading if you do it.

Balls
Sports fanatic OR girl who wants guys to think she knows/cares who Ray Allen is.

Food
Chicken nuggets are like your family. This is not wrong.