I still remember starting this journey back in the good ole days before the year 2016 was whispered in hushed tones down dark alleys. There were approximately 3,498 Republican contenders and everyone was like "Bernie who?". Now there is only 1 'uge Republican candidate and everyone is like "Gary Johnson who?".
This week, I'm going to discuss some of the questions I've had during this election because I'm sure some of you have had the very same questions. Let's all wonder (and cry) together.
- Who does Hillary Clinton's debate lipstick? And what brand is it? I'm a fan.
- Where did they find undecided voters for the town hall debate? Literally who has been undecided since July?
- Why does Donald Trump always look like he got foundation on his lips and didn't wipe it off?
- Why are people so upset that Donald Trump says he won't accept the results of the election? It's not like he can rush the stage, grab the microphone and claim the presidency for himself. Did anyone really expect him to go quietly?
- Is Kid President old enough to run?
- If not, can we make an exception?
- Why is no one taking advantage of the advertising opportunities here?
Betty Crocker. #ImWithHer.
Kraft 2016. Make America grate again.
Aunt Jemima. #ImWithHer.
- If Donald Trump is elected, will Alec Baldwin become a full-time cast member of Saturday Night Live?
- How do we know who to hate when it's not election season?
- If Hillary is elected, what will we call Bill?
- Why has Hillary not campaigned under a platform of President Hillary = a lot more screen time for Kate McKinnon? There's your ace in the hole.
- How can they expect us to make an informed choice when 0 out of 3 presidential debates included Harambe questions?
Make sure to GO VOTE! Early voting in North Carolina ends on Saturday, November 5th at 1:00 PM. You can find polling places and sample ballots here.
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