Literally just me assigning houses to some widely known groups of four.
You're welcome.
The Wizard of Oz
Gryffindor - Dorothy
Committing to head to toe gingham? Bold move.
Slytherin - Tin Man
Not that all Slytherins are heartless...just me. And the Tin Man. And Dolores.
Ravenclaw - Lion
Well he couldn't very well be Gryffindor.
Hufflepuff - Scarecrow
I just get Hufflepuff vibes from him...don't you?
Alice in Wonderland
Gryffindor - Queen of Hearts
Love her or hate her you've got to admit it's pretty fierce to have all of your opponents beheaded.
Slytherin - Cheshire Cat
Ignore the heinous color clash this would cause.
Ravenclaw - Alice
The most intelligent people have the best imaginations. Naturally.
Hufflepuff - Mad Hatter
He just wants everyone to enjoy tea and celebrate some unbirthdays!
Sex and the City
Gryffindor - Carrie
Carrie makes some brave choices with fashion. And men. And her budget.
Slytherin - Samantha
She's so bad she's good.
Ravenclaw - Miranda
She's a Harvard-educated lawyer and she never lets us forget it.
Hufflepuff - Charlotte
Charlotte just wants everyone to be happy and preppy.
Mean Girls
Gryffindor - Cady
Would you have the guts (or stupidity) to fake-fail math? Or wear that ex-wife costume?
Slytherin - Regina
Never underestimate the amount of cunning it takes to be popular in high school.
Ravenclaw - Gretchen
Irregardless of a few brunette-who-only-hangs-with-blondes moments, she's pretty fetch.
Hufflepuff - Karen
When she's not pretending to be sick to avoid spending time with you she's actually a good friend.
The Clique (original Pretty Committee)
Gryffindor - Alicia
The only PC member brave enough to try to start her own clique.
Slytherin - Massie
I mean...come on. The Massilisk would have had Draco eating out of the palm of her manicured hand.
Ravenclaw - Kristen
Dual membership in the Pretty & Witty Committees earn Kristen a spot in Ravenclaw where she will probably play Quidditch.
Hufflepuff - Dylan
Dormitories next to the kitchen? Dylan would love that no matter how not fat she is.
Stranger Things
Gryffindor - Mike
Mike is brave enough to befriend Eleven first. And he's a total nugget.
Slytherin - Eleven
This girl knows how to get what she wants. Leggo her Eggo.
Ravenclaw -Lucas
Lucas is smart to be skeptical, he's the most logical of all the twelve year olds.
Hufflepuff - Dustin
His little face just makes everyone happy.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Gryffindor - Bridget
Daring is Bridget's middle name. It's also a nicer way of saying reckless.
Slytherin - Tibby
Let's just be real Tibby is a little mean.
Ravenclaw - Carmen
Memorizing lines takes a lot of intelligence and that's really all I have for Carmen.
Hufflepuff - Lena
She tried to ignore the love of her life to keep her family happy, and if you've seen Kostas you know how loyal she must be.
The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe*
Gryffindor -Peter
I'm starting to think writers always make the oldest child the leader out of sheer laziness.
Slytherin - Edmund
Well obviously. Selling your family out for baklava, I get. But Turkish delight? That's cold man.
Ravenclaw -Susan
The oldest girl is always the smartest, my younger brothers can confirm.
Hufflepuff - Lucy
She's clearly the kindest that's why she gets the healing elixir and Susan gets a stupid horn.
Designing Women
Gryffindor - Julia
No one is more formidable than Julia Sugarbaker. Imagine her and McGonagall in the same room.
Slytherin - Suzanne
Being self-centered isn't a bad thing. Just ask me and Suzanne.
Ravenclaw - Mary Jo
Mary Jo uses her keen wit to hurl insults at Delta Burke, like God intended.
Hufflepuff - Charlene
Charlene is so kind and trusting. And blonde. So blonde.
*Some sweet, sweet Oxford comma opinion validation from C. S. Lewis himself.
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