How is Twitter Free?

Today's post includes my responses to some of the best trending tweets of Summer 2k17. Viva la Twitter. 

• All our lives we've been trying to kill bees but now they're trying to peace out and leave us here to die and we might have realized we needed them too late and I think that's a lot like love and it terrifies me.
• iTunes songs are still $1.29. I thought that was going to be a phase.
• Hot dogs come in packs of twelves and hot dog buns come in packs of eights and it's 2017 can we not get it together already?
• More and more restaurants are no longer offering Dr. Pepper and I'm not saying there's a correlation but this didn't seem to happen as often before Betsy DeVos took office. Just something to think about. 
• Y'all. Cookie dough has ALWAYS been edible. If we fear salmonella, the eggs win. 
• Yesterday my mother tried to serve me vegan sausage. Call me crazy I just feel like as a vegan there are some sacrifices you make and things you give up and sausage is one of those things. 

• Falling in love with someone who doesn't believe in microwaves.
• "Let's try to eat organic."
• One day my husband may come home and say "I don't think we really need cable."
• "Have you ever considered a tiny home?"
•  Finding the perfect guy but he has an outie bellybutton and we pass it on to our children.
• Going on a date with someone who tells the waiter we're fine when they ask if we want more bread.
• A spouse who likes Twenty One Pilots.

•  She makes the women from I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant look like mother of the year material.
• I can't even fall asleep with makeup on.
• I really wish I could bottle her "ahh, I'm sure it's fine" attitude and sell it. To myself.
• Why do I get the feeling that she has dozens of bobby pins hiding in her hair. 
• And I thought I was a hoarder. 
• I feel like the back half of her eyeballs looked like they were layered in several feet of bubble wrap. 

•  I've seen doll houses I can't afford.
• When I was that age I was proud of how hard I worked to keep my Monday nights free for The Secret Life of the American Teenager. It actually wasn't hard, I didn't have many friends. 
• Minimum wage is really getting out of hand. 
• When I was 16 I was struggling to afford Nike shorts.
• Wait how do you even know what to do with a house at 17 & 16? I didn't use a dishwasher until my early 20s. We had one growing up I just thought it was dish storage.

All images courtesy of Twitter. Y'all wild.