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Let's go back in time. It's Sunday, April 14th in the year of our Lord & Savior 2019. 8:59 PM. I'm at a Game of Thrones watch party. The world is watching. Even A.C. Moore is feeling it.



Snapchat has been ready for hours. I'm kind of surprised we only got one filter honestly. I wanted a Targaryen hair filter.


I made some mini cheesecake cups to celebrate the occasion. I realize that looks like a snake but it's supposed to be a grey worm. And the far right middle is greyscale. Delicious.


We were supposed to have Game of Thrones trivia but not enough people signed up so it was canceled. I was heartbroken. I made study guides and everything. Our team name was going to be Dragons in the Back.

Season 8 Premiere Recap

First scene. Okay we have a new character. Zendaya? Meechee would def be a White Walker.
Zendaya is running past buildings and power lines. There's public education and indoor plumbing!
Anwar says what we're all thinking.
"Westeros has changed! They've really made some technological improvements, the White Walkers might be in trouble!"

Unfortunately that was just a commercial.

Arya is serving me Yara Greyjoy realness in this armor. Also. Arya. Yara. That's an anagram. Hmmmmmmm...

Dany is like one of those holiday Barbies my parents never bought me. Her hair is perfectly suited to camouflage her in the snow. Snow looks good on her (ayyyyyyyeeeeee). Meanwhile, me in winter...


I would make for one woefully underprepared wildling.

Is Bran going to have a sex scene this season? I mean Grey Worm got a sex scene. It could happen.

Why is everyone is fighting over what to call Jon? Just call him your sexiness. Problem solved. Or call him whatever Lyanna Mormont wants to call him 'cause she scary.

Sansa and Tyrion reunited. Is this going to be a Friends situation where Tyrion is like "so I never filed for divorce, we're still married LOL" but Sansa does not LOL?

Is Cersei actually pregnant? What would Cersei's baby shower look like? Jaime shows up all excited wearing this


but then Cersei's like hey this is Euron and then Euron smugly fixes Jaime's shirt.


I hate Cersei but that line in genius. We stan a queen who knows her worth. It would be even better if she stood buy it though. No judgment. Just shame.

Okay all I see is arrows flying. It's Katniss Everdeen. This is an ambitious crossover.

Should we not be working towards a dragon saddle? Just a thought.

Daniel refers to Jorah as Ser Jorah of the Friendzone. I AM WEAK.

Sam is my heart. Stealing books? Pure. Love him.

Oh no. Bad day to be Sam. Sweet baby angel. Don't get me wrong I am glad his dad is dead but I'm sad for him.


So the season 8 premiere was amazing but it did raise a few questions that we would spend hours discussing afterwards...

• What is this spiral? Is that like a Westeros swastika? Looks like it. Or are the White Walkers just really passionate about sharing their favorite tie dye method?

• What do the White Walkers do in their down time? Like on a normal day when they're not killing anyone. What would that look like? Do they have soccer? Hacky sack? Or is it all ice sculpting?

• Is there a Night Queen? Are there any White Walker females? Talk about a patriarchy. Yikes.

Stay tuned.