Wednesday, May 22, 2019

Game of Spinoffs

Master of Whiskers
Join Jackson Galaxy as he wargs into the pesky felines of Westeros. Is your saber-tooth peeing all over the family quilts? Pushing glasses of fine Dornish reds right off the table? Only the master of whiskers can help.


Escaping Craster
In this heart-wrenching and heartwarming tale we follow the daughters and wives of Craster as they relocate all over the continent. Morag founds a nonprofit dedicated to rescuing women from polygamy as the others get assimilated Kimmy Schmidt style.

Say Yea to the Cloak
When she least expected it, true love found Sansa Stark. Set to marry the man she doesn't need but does deserve, the perfect gown is a must. What a beautiful day for a winter wedding.

Love It or Loot It
It's a buyer's market in King's Landing! Land holders in the capital return to assess the damage and determine if they love it and want to rebuild or just turn to a life of looting. Ain't no party like a pillage party cause a pillage party leaves a trail of destruction that will take multiple generations to undo.

Trading Faces
Our good friend Jaqen H'ghar helps men and women in need of a lift...a facelift that is. Step 1 - find the face you want. Step 2 - kill its owner. Step 3 - werk!

1,000 Ways for Cersei to Die
Still upset about Cersei meeting an end that was far too kind? Tune in every Tuesday at 8 to see a brand new, original and horrendous way for Cersei to die. No falling debris here! Will she be trampled by elephants in the series premiere? Be careful what you wish for.

Queen in the Naath
Grey Worm is the newest arrival in this tropical paradise and quickly becomes the most eligible bachelor. As many beauties vie for his affection, will one become his bride or does his heart still belong to Missandei?

Mermaid Tank
Master of Coin Bronn travels the six kingdoms in search of funding for the reconstruction of brothels. Along the way he meets some enthusiastic investors and some conscientious objectors. Hilarity ensues.

Westerosworld
Watch as Arya sails westward, proves the earth is not flat and accidentally introduces greyscale to indigenous populations. This is going to be one wild ride.
Soundtrack by Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Break the Wheel of Fortune
Westerosis try to guess common Valyrian and Dothraki sayings in this word play game. Losers will get a field trip to the moon door so you better buy a vowel!

Undercover Bran
The new king rolls up on local businesses and busts them for not being handicap accessible. Many montages feature Ser Podrick carrying Bran (a la Hodor) up stairs and down stairs as they fight to enforce the Westerosis with Disabilities Act.

Tomb Raiders
On this new dating show, 3 singles will hop into the back of a wagon and tour the crypts of 3 unidentified suitors. Can you pick your soulmate based on their ancestral remains? Or is love...dead?


Ironborn Chef
Yara Greyjoy is back in the Iron Islands and hungry for...well, food. Pyke needs a new chef but not just anyone will do. Watch as your favorite cooks serve up seafood, seafood and more seafood. Be sure to root for fan favorite Hot Pie!


Three Men and Little Lady Tarly
When Gilly goes out of town with little Sam, she leaves Samwell, Tyrion & Davos in charge of newborn Joan Snow Tarly. Will Tyrion teach her to drink milk and know things? Will Davos adopt her? Stay tuned.


Drogon Tales
What has Drogon been up to since he left King's Landing? Mentoring two Latinx children. Each episode teaches a new moral. Come along, take my hand, let's all go to Drogon Land.


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