A White Girl Christmas List

Every year Christmas season rolls around so much sooner than I expect. It feels like just yesterday I was hitting all the December 26th, 2012 craft store sales and buying my weight (roughly the equivalent of Santa's) in Christmas decorations and now it's already Christmas Day 2013! I swear Christmas season gets shorter and shorter every year, although my personal Christmas song/sock season perpetually gets longer and longer. This time next year I will likely already be ringing in Christmas 2015.

With the Shortening Christmas Season Conspiracy (on this week's 60 Minutes), there's less and less time to figure out what you want so when everyone starts asking what's on your list you end up giving them all the same 5 generic items. It's all fun and reindeer games until you suddenly find yourself the proud owner of at least half a dozen copies of every movie Channing Tatum or Zac Efron has ever starred in, a few thousand scarves and what feels like a million nail polishes that all start to look the same after your fourth eggnog.

So I am taking the "What?" out of "What should I get you for Christmas?" Hold your applause. Think of this as a master list that you can consult every holiday season until white girl goes out of style (so 3 years ago or approximately never, depending on how you look that things).

The Ultimate White Girl Christmas Wish List*
an infinity sign tattoo
anything from my Pintrest page
Michael Kors bag/watch
a puppy
a giftcard to Starbucks
an infinity scarf with a sassy print
Lilly Pulitzer ________
Uggs
a collection of deep quotes to caption my selfies
any poster of Marilyn Monroe
a Megaticket
anything from Forever 21
a cardigan
anything with a Disney princess theme
a spray tan
an ombre hair dye kit
a pomsky
anything in my Etsy or Wanelo shopping carts
all monogram/chevron everything
any piece of jewelry that has a bow motif
Nutella
a miniature pig named Kevin Bacon
hummus
Pitch Perfect 
a Pandora bracelet/charms
yoga pants/leggings/shorts
any Nicholas Sparks book/movie
a North Face
a statement necklace
a monogram necklace/ring

*About half of the things on this list are items I personally want, the other half are things I am  making fun of. Make a fun holiday game of guessing which is which!