There are only 2 weeks of class left, but who's counting? As the semester winds down, I realized it's probably a good time to start taking notes, right? But when I started trying to take notes in class, this happened instead. This is my train of thought during a typical class period, and you can rest assured that this post is accurate because I am writing it in class. This is straight from the monkey's brain, or whatever the expression is.
Am I in some alternate universe where it's ok for someone to sit in the seat I have been in all semester? That's so crazy, I didn't even notice astral projecting myself into THIS IS MADNESS LAND.
Did the professor try to make a joke again or is everyone laughing at me? Is there something on my face?
What class am I even in right now?
Ohhh he has an accent. He's from France. This is just like that Mary-Kate and Ashley movie where they go to Paris. I wonder if I'm more Mary-Kate or more Ashley? I'm sure there's a Buzzfeed quiz for this.
Can we eat in here?
This girl on my right literally always wears loose jeans and a jacket, hair in a pony tail, no make up. And yet she has all monogram everything. Someone needs to tell her she's being a white girl wrong. Seriously people, commit to a look! I'm talkin to you norts and jacks girl. If you wanna wear Jack Rogers you do you. But give them some dignity! You don't see me wearing Christian Louboutins with yoga leggings! Do better. Just do better.
I can't believe I wore pants for this.
Hey I know that girl, she does Dance Marathon. Hey friend, I like you. You are approved to sit near me. Congratulations.
What?! We have a test next week! Thanks for NOT putting this on the syllabus, Dr. Jerkface. I can't beli...oh. It is on the syllabus. And it has been all year. Ok, my bad. That one's on me.
Has Amanda Bynes tweeted today?
I have been paying attention for 5 whole minutes without playing Spider Solitaire. That's a new record and I think I know how to celebrate...to Buzzfeed!
Today was a waste of make up.
I'm so full from lunch. I think I'll have a salad for dinner. Or a pizza. Pizza sounds better.
Do I know him? He looks familiar...oh my gosh it's footsie boy from the library! Hey footsie. Stop being weird, you can't call him that to his face. You can't call him anything, he doesn't even know you. You're so weird.
Wait I'm not even wearing make up. I can rub my eyes!
Haven't been to the Victoria's Secret website in awhile...
Ok he just said he's graded all but one of our papers and hasn't read a bad one yet. Guess he saved mine for last.
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