90s Kid Problems

• all my best movies are on VHS and there is approximately 1 working VCR player in the world

• the single worst day of my life, the day my mother gave away my EasyBake Oven

• my younger siblings will never appreciate all of the effort that went into the CDs I burned for them

• we are the only generation who understands that what Hit Clips lack in efficiency and functionality they make up for in cool

• kids these days do not appreciate the cinematic genius that is Julia Roberts

• I used to like science until Zoom got cancelled

• same with animals and Zoboomafoo

•  ViewFinders aren't a popular kids toy anymore and that is total bull

• I never owned a slinky I didn't bend beyond all repair

• the new DCOMs (Disney Channel Original Movies) are TERRIBLE and they don't show the old ones

• Dunk-a-roos disappeared

• this generation will never understand the stress of calling the family land line when you needed to talk to your best friend

• my favorite Degrassi characters are old enough to be the parents of my younger brother's favorite Degrassi characters

•  Hershey's Sweet Escapes are gone #neverforget

• everything about dail up internet

•  having to buy an entire CD for 1 song

•  Pixie Sticks are nowhere to be found and they could have really helped me out during exam week

• the pain of realizing a new friend's phone number isn't in the phone book so basically you can't be friends

• before cell phones there was no way to cancel plans within 24 hours of said plans, a blessing and a curse

• the hassle of recording a show or movie on a VHS tape was almost never worth it

• apparently it's frowned upon to take lecture notes with gel pens in college