10 Signs You're Not Carrie Bradshaw

As my loyal readers (aka my mother and myself) know, I have a history of posting on ultimate girl heroes and I believe that every white girl needs an ultimate girl hero to aspire to. For many young white girls, that ultimate girl hero is Carrie Bradshaw. She's fabulous, a fashionista and no matter how annoying her generalizations and metaphors may be, she is a great writer. She gets $4 a word from Vogue! Hello! So I have dedicated this blog post to every girl out there who still needs to discover which Sex and the City character she is.

P.S. I'm equal parts Charlotte and Carrie.

10 Signs You're Not Carrie Bradshaw
1 If you had to pick between fashion magazines and food, you would pick food.
2 You always wear a bra when you're in public.
3 You don't end every rant with a rhetorical question.
4 You invest your money in a commodity other than Spanish footwear.
5 You would refer to your lover by their name and not an adjective.
6 You never over-think things.
7 You wear "outfits" that sane individuals not living in the 1990s would wear.
8 You understand a woman not being friendly after you slept with her husband.
9 You despise smoking.
10 You don't believe fur coats go with everything.

10 Signs You're Not Samantha Jones
1 You are capable of being embarrassed.
2 You get nervous around the opposite sex and would never make the first move.
3 You believe in playing hard to get.
4 You don't care for designers, parties or elective cosmetic surgeries.
5 You look, and dress, your age.
6 You love your significant other more than yourself.
7 You're such a girl in relationships.
8 You would never hurl a melon at the face of someone you envy.
9 You're conservative.
10 You're insecure.

10 Signs You're Not Charlotte York
1 You don't believe in true love.
2 You see the cosmopolitan as half-empty.
3 You voted for Clinton.
4 You're a feminist.
5 You hate J. Crew, Polo and The Gap.
6 You don't have a "type".
7 You don't want children.
8 You don't mind giving up.
9 You would love getting a cardboard baby as a gift.
10 You're not at all overbearing when you own dogs.

10 Signs You're Not Miranda Hobbes
1 You keep some of your opinions to yourself.
2 You believe in true love and can say that without rolling your eyes.
3 You're type B.
4 You're not confrontational.
5 You would never wear overalls or a baseball cap in public.
6 You enjoy being friends with your exes.
7 You don't let your job control your life.
8 You would never eat chocolate cake out of the garbage.
9 You're not a ginger.
10 You're not stubborn.