Confessions of a Basic White Girl

There comes a time in every basic white girl's life where she literally can't even. For many basic white girls, this time occurs at least once everyday and tends to coincide with a gross insect crossing her intended path of travel, Starbucks getting her order wrong, or once again having a text conversation ruined by the fact that there are no emojis of her Greek letters. As of this week I have reached that point, I literally can't even with myself anymore because I am so helplessly basic. So this week is a confession of the most basic things about this white girl in hopes that I might inspire others to embrace the basic within us all.

• I bought the monogram app.
• I could never live without gluten and I hate myself every day for it.
• I have spent many a Saturday adhering chevron stripes to various belongings.
• My go-to outfit during the winter months is a VS hoodie, VS yoga pants and Uggs.
• I have painted more than one monogram wall decoration.
• I'm running out of room to display all of my statement necklaces.
• I'm always running out of phone storage because I take too many selfies.
•  I've seen every Nicholas Sparks movie. Twice.
• Guava is my favorite froyo flavor. 
• I keep the brightness turned down on my phone and laptop because I'm ALWAYS on them and I get headaches. 
• I own norts in every color.
• All of my friends like chunky guacamole but I like smooth guacamole and I'm ostracized because of it.
• I have a secret fund for replacing all of my current monogrammed items with my new monogram when I get married. 
• One time, I couldn't find a cute colored lid to go on my favorite Tervis. Day ruined.
• I need my fingernail polish to match my toenail polish.
• I don't live with my parents anymore but my Victoria's Secret coupons still get mailed there.
• I have 2 pairs of Uggs. Both are Carolina blue.
• Pomegranates are my fave superfruit, probs because they're the most expensive.
• All of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies are on VHS but I NEED them to be on DVD. 

Bonus joke: Why do sorority girls always go out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!