It's October 3rd

In honor of the 10 year anniversary of Mean Girls, White Girl Wednesday proudly presents, with the help from special guest editor Jean-Luc...

Which Mean Girls Character Are You?

1. What do you wear on Wednesdays?
A I borrow something pink to wear
B pink
C pink
D pink
E black to match my soul
F a football jersey
G army pants and flip flops

2. What is your favorite carb?
A crackers with cheese (but only enough for 8 people)
B butter
C diet Prozac
D Taco Bell (it's not a carb gah you're so stupid!)
E crack
F Kalteen bars (is protein a carb?)
G cake with a feeling-filled center

3. What is your hidden talent?
A math
B  I do car commercials in Japan
C big hair
D knowing when it is currently raining
E making wigs out of your mom's chest hair
F my hair looks sexy pushed back
G baking

4. What are you most insecure about?
A I have really bad breath in the morning
B I can't wear halters because of my man shoulders
C weird hairline
D sucky nail beds
E former BFFs
F my math grades or my cheating girlfriend
G EVERYTHING

5. What is your best subject in school?
A math
B PE (I excel at games where I can let out my anger physically)
C British slang
D literally nothing
E art
F definitely not math
G creative writing (I write a lot of poetry)

6. What would you do for love?
A fail calculus
B Stay half a virgin
C not wear hoop earrings
D date my cousin
E whatever I feel like, don't worry about it
F get puked on
G ANYTHING

7. What will you be for Halloween?
A Zombie bride
B Playboy bunny
C leopard
D A mouse, duh.
E myself...Halloween is just another commercialized corporate holiday
F Quarterback
G A rainbow

8. What’s your favorite movie?
A Coming to America
B Varsity Blues
C Heathers
D Clueless
E The Exorcist
F Remember the Titans
G Steel Magnolias

9. What’s your deepest secret?
A I can’t actually read Swedish
B I’ve had a nose job
C I can't keep any secrets, even about myself
D I have ESPN or something
E I have a big lesbian crush
F I'm really bad at math, wait is that a secret?
G I'm an open book, secrets don't make friends

10. Where do you sit at lunch?
A with whoever seems nice
B at the popular table, which is wherever I sit
C to the right of the queen bee
D I just follow the person in front of me
E with my best friend
F with the football team
G by myself

Results
Mostly As - Cady Heron 
You agree, you think you're really pretty. You're the new kid in town but managed to win spring fling queen and get more candy canes than Gretchen Weiners. The limit to your groolness does not exist.

Mostly Bs - Regina George 
You have a hot bod, man candy, an army of skanks and a cool mom. Not to mention 2 Fendi purses and a silver Lexus. Your idea of a diet is eating cheese fries. Your perfume makes you smell like a baby prostitute. You. Are. Flawless. But also no one will feel bad for you when you get hit by a bus. And you WILL get hit by a bus.

Mostly Cs - Gretchen Weiners
It seemed that you were doomed to be a beta for life. But through personal growth, reflection and changing literally everything about yourself, you finally became the queen bee of a new clique. Wait till your father...the inventor of toaster strudel...hears about that! At least you respect the rules of feminism. And you're totally just as cute as Caesar.

Mostly Ds - Karen Smith
So you need help spelling orange, so what? And we were all wondering why Cady was white! Don't worry about the h8ers, just tell them they can't sit with you. I wish you and Seth Mosakowski all the best.

Mostly Es - Janis Ian
You totally rage against the machine and have the whole angsty teen thing down. But hey, at least you know you're a mean girl. Just remember that calling someone a mean girl doesn't make you any nicer. And keep shakin that thang.

Mostly Fs - Aaron Samuels
You're a jock who always dates the most popular girl in school, until she cheats on you with Shane Oman. Just remember that you're so much more than your pushed back hair. Also...it's October 3rd.

Mostly Gs - The Girl Who Doesn't Even Go Here
You have a lot of feelings, and that's okay. You feel nostalgic about the middle school days, and that's not okay. No matter how great everyone got along in middle school, never look back, those were dark days.

This quiz was beyond stupid and I didn't have a dominant answer, but I do have 4 candy canes - Glenn Coco
You go Glenn Coco! You rock because you're popular without even trying.


The End.
You can go shave your back now.