Thx.

In honor of having a day off of work tomorrow (and to a lesser extent, Thanksgiving) I wanted to take a minute to reflect on some of the many things I am thankful for.

Please note that this is a list of THINGS only because love, family and self-respect might make you happy for a little while, but it is only through material possessions that we find the key to eternal dissatisfaction.

A1 steak sauce. I don't even eat steak, but it goes great with pineapple.
Used books. I have this completely rational need to own every book I've ever read (the cover of).
Fleece lined leggings. It's more important to look hot than to feel hot. Now you can do both.
Eyebrow pencils. One day I will do an entire post on eyebrow maintenance. Today is not that day.
Neutral nail polish. You can't even tell when it chips.
Parmesan peppercorn ranch. If this requires explanation for you, you have obviously never had parmesan peppercorn ranch.
Ear warmers. Something to keep me warm that is also a headband and a fashion statement. V. underappreciated. 
Indoor plumbing. I just feel like we take it for granted sometimes. Christmas socks. The official footwear of yours truly. (NEVER, under any circumstances, match your socks.)
Kardashian memes. My Christmas cards this year will feature Khloe quotes.
Suave kids detangler spray.This just makes my life so much better. My hair hurts without it.
The internet. Need I say more?
Candy cane Hershey kisses. I could eat an entire bag at once. If you don't believe me, bring me a bag and I will prove it.
Buzzfeed. My favorite websites are 1. White Girl Wednesday 2. Buzzfeed and 3. http://www.carolinaftk.org/
Pear cut engagement rings. HINT.
Goat cheese. Goat cheese makes everything better. Except maybe chocolate. I'll get back to you on that.
Youtube. For the sole reason that every single episode of Degrassi is on Youtube.
Q-tips. Fun fact: I would not be able to survive 12 hours without a q-tip. And without q-tips I wouldn't be able to apply my makeup so would I even want to live?
Capes. Capes are fab. You heard it here first.
Pop-Tarts. They can be a meal. They can be a snack. They come in a variety of flavors like Hot Fudge Sundae and Why Would You Buy A Flavor Other Than Hot Fudge Sundae?.
Black dresses. My entire life.
DVRs. Game. Changers. One of my fave inventions, on par with toilet paper.
Paint. So much cheaper than therapy.