I just wanna put this out there...I watch a lot of TV. One day I can be talking about how dumb I think some show is, but if I accidentally watch it for 10 minutes, I will be hooked. And I don't think that's necessarily a bad thing. I have learned a lot from TV over the years. For instance, I learned that even little girls can be superheroes, sometimes our best friends are our soul mates, surgeons all date each other, and most importantly, if your last name is Kardashian, you can do pretty much whatever you want.
Does anyone else hate when some snob says "Oh I don't watch television" in the most obnoxious tone as if they have evolved past entertainment? Personally, I wanna punch them. So today I am publishing my list of ultimate girl heroes from some of my favorite television shows. Although I'm not exactly sure if this fully proves that TV isn't rotting my brain, at the very least it proves that I can spell and use a computer.
Sam-Totally Spies
Your long, red hair don't care. You are the smartest and most responsible of your girlfriends and teach them a lot. You kick serious butt as the girl-next-door type slash techie. And you totally rock that green pleather catsuit. Also, your lipstick is a laser. Wow.
Cristina Yang, M.D.-Grey's Anatomy
Now some would argue that Meredith Grey is really the main character of Grey's Anatomy, but I beg to differ. If you also prefer Cristina, you tend to see the gloomy side of things and have serious commitment issues. But other than that you are a hardcore go-getter. You understand that feelings are one of those luxuries that outstanding surgeons just can't afford.
Phoebe Buffay-Friends
You're almost as kooky as your alter ego, Regina Phalange. You understand how devastating it is when your ex-husband turns out to be straight. Your selflessness led you to carry your brother's triplets. You mugged Ross! You seriously rock.
Olivia Benson-Law and Order:SVU
Your dad wasn't around and your mom was an alcoholic, but you save kids from worse things everyday. You live by the motto "a little police brutality never hurt anyone" and I couldn't agree more. But your relationship with your best guy friend is seriously hindering your husband prospects.
Robin Scherbatsky-How I Met Your Mother
So you're Canadian eh? You have grown from your unfortunate upbringing in the frozenland and become the lead anchor of a news station even your best friends haven't heard of. But we can't all be winners. Your next career opportunity may be on a TLC special, Animal Hoarders: 5 Dogs, 1 Tiny Apartment.
Amy Farrah Fowler-Big Bang Theory
You're neurotic and happy being the beta. You are one half of the weirdest, most socially uncomfortable couple in history. You're a big fan of layering and have a slight lesbian crush on your bestie. Your idea of the perfect pet is a chain smoking monkey.
Jess Day-New Girl
You're unlucky in love but at least you have your guy friends, right? You are probably the most awkward person in your area code because you like to march to the beat of your own air guitar. But hey, conforming killed the cat. Btw, just marry Nick already!
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