Have you taken & been disappointed by Buzzfeed's food patronus quiz? I got wine as my food patronus. The fact that I got anything other than bread, pizza or cookies is unacceptable enough but I don't even drink. My friend Meagan took the quiz and got kale. I would NEVER be friends with someone who eats kale. So I made my own quiz because it's 2016 and apparently I have to do EVERYTHING in this great nation.
What is your fall food patronus?
1. What is your favorite thing about fall?
A. Pumpkin spice EVERYTHING
B. Tailgating!
C. Thanksgiving
D. HALLOWEEN!
E. Ummm...nothing?
2. What's your favorite color?
A. Pink!
B. All of them
C. Blue
D. Black
E. Green
3. What would you rather be for Halloween?
A. A cat
B. A group costume
C. A witch
D. Something super original and intricate
E. Anything I can be with items I already own
4. What is your favorite part of Thanksgiving?
A. Selfies with my fam
B. Being with family
C. Turkey
D. Black Friday!
E. The food
5. What is your favorite fall decoration?
A. Painted mini pumpkins!
B. Plaid blankets in warm tones for snuggling
C. Pumpkins
D. Spider webs, skulls, witches and ghosts
E. Leaves are okay I guess
6. What would you bring to a tailgate?
A. Pizza dip
B. Wings
C. Pigs in a blanket
D. Cannolis that look like fingers
E. A bag of chips
7. What is your favorite television show?
A. Grey's Anatomy
B. Friday Night Lights
C. Everybody Loves Raymond
D. American Horror Story
E. Friends
Mostly As
Pumpkin Spice Latte
You're a typical "fall is life" girl who appreciates all things instagrammable about the season. Pumpkin patches, plaid and of course PSLs. Your fingers are itching to use those falling leaves emojis all year.
I only ask that you try to stick to my simple rule of elbows and/or knees showing = no scarves.
Mostly Bs
S'mores
You love that fall brings people together. Bonfires. Football games. Apple picking. You love any snack you can share with friends and come autumn, you can be found with s'more friends in Adirondack chairs around a fire.
Bonus points if you make me a s'mores dip, I am DYING to try one of those.
Mostly Cs
Sweet Potato Casserole
You're a conventional soul who appreciates family and all of the traditions associated with fall. Like a sweet potato casserole with nuts, marshmallows and what is technically a vegetable I believe, you're appreciated by everyone.
Except me. I hate sweet potatoes.
Mostly Ds
Halloween Candy
You LIVE for Halloween. Though normally super sweet, you're don't shy away from the sour. While you couldn't care less about falling leaves or fall decor, you decorate for Halloween on October 1st and plan your costumes a year in advance. November 1st begins the planning for next Hallows' Eve.
My own fall food patronus is Halloween candy so congrats! You win the quiz!
Mostly Es
Tomato Basil Soup
You're not entirely on board with this whole fall thing but still love me enough to take this quiz. Like a thick tomato basil soup, you can be enjoyed year round but just seem better in the fall. Especially with a grilled cheese hot off the Snackmaster.
Snackmaster didn't even pay me to seamlessly incorporate that product promotion.
Mixed Answers
Chili
You value all the different aspects of fall, like a versatile chili. Throw in some venison during deer season, turkey around Thanksgiving and add more chili powder the colder it gets.
Just don't add corn that's weird. Actually, don't add any vegetables.
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