Dorm Room Karaoke: I'll Make a Grad Out of You

Back in the day, my good friend Taylor and I were known to remix a song or two in ole Teague Hall at UNC. Today is the first in a series called Dorm Room Karaoke that will share the videos, the laughs, the lyrics and the impeccable singing that our fans have grown to love.

Please forgive the video/audio lag, this was 2012 for goodness' sake.

Enjoy.



I’ll Make a Grad Out of You

Let’s get down to business to defeat exams
Did they send me slackers when I asked for students?
You’re the saddest class I ever met
But you can bet before 2015
Mister I’ll make a grad out of you.

Tranquil as a senior
But a freshman within…
Once you find your classrooms
You are sure to pass.
You’re a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven’t got a clue…
Somehow I’ll make a grad out of you.

I’m never gonna find a table.
Say goodbye to friends from CTOPS.
Boy was I a fool for thinking I was smart!

This professor’s got 'em scared to death.
Hope he doesn’t take attendance .
Now I really wish that I had done the reading!

Be a grad.

You must be swift as the coursing traffic
To be able to get to your classes.
With all the strength of a 5th year senior
Mysterious as the dark side of Davis!

Time is racing toward us till exams arrive.
Do your every homework and you might survive.
You’re unsuited for the rage of UNC

So pack up, go home, transfer.
How could I, make a grad out of you?

Be a grad.

You must be swift as the coursing traffic
To be able to get to your classes.
With all the strength of a 5th year senior
Mysterious as the dark side of Davis!

You must be swift as the coursing traffic

Be a man.

To be able to get to your classes.
With all the strength of a 5th year senior
Mysterious as the dark side of Davis!